my interpretation on brand new

you see this sexy fucker right here ? he's a nasty little devil i tell you . i don't know if many of you knew but his song entitled brand new is about virgins and breaking them in . thanks to my buddy shakira, i realized this and decided to do a little investigation . and here's my interpretation .

well first off ( as much as i love them ) fuck all the lyrics and let's go to the bridge . the first line says " she aint tryna be no one night creep " . she don't want to be that because she aint crept before and she want it to be special . then he says " but she aint never had one night with me " . now if you've listened to all his other songs , you know that he knows how to put it down so that one night creep will be very fucking special . ( and something u probably will never forget ) " come ride with me girl you gon see there's no place else you'd rather be " . like really , who's gonna pass up sex with trey songz ? he's amazing right . get your ass in a room with him you won't want to leave OR him either for the matter . " nothing else i'd rather see eyes on you " - i mean hey , men love pussy and the whole female anatomy . " what you gonna do ? " - its now or never baby . you ready to cash in that v-card ? thats what he's asking there when he wanna know wht she gon do . " so brand new . you know what i wanna do " - he want tht fresh untouched punani . " open you up " - && tear that shit up . " so lets just tear our clothes off " and im sure you know the rest....

songzz is his nameee... YUUPP !

part two ; according to nikki & shakira :

me: OH FUCK ! i forgot the second part to my interpretation .

shakira: [dead]

nikki: okay , after he done had his brand new and broke in his virgin HE NEED A GIRL ! now thatsss fucked , unless the virgin is the girl he lookin for . OR he continues to break her off some .

keke: no this is what i think. . listen . he had sex with the virgin thwn he felt guilty because she wasnt his girl so he wrote that song to try to bag her . like the sex was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G but he gotta prove he can commit

nikki: LMFAOOOO

DUDE , YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THAT THAT SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN ACCURATE . (: