i love my goons .

so here's more of the IMC`s featuring my fellow goonies ; lay , yams , shae and liz .


liz: i kinda went gay for lips shae lol.
me: huh ?
shae: like I use to say "im really ugly"
yams: oh no
shae: so yeah...that's way better.
liz: your lips *
shae: you went gay for lips?
me: [ sits down in my corner ] im confused so yeah , ill just sit and watch
liz: your lips
shae: whose lips?
yams: oh gem ! guess where i'm sposed 2 b goin on saturday
shae: just any pair of girl lips?
yams: u'r such a lez liz
shae: oh shit! mine?!
shae: really?!
liz: YOUR DAMN LIPS
liz: yes tht bigelow was working lol

me: u tgubj si

me: omg wth

me: i think so

lay: wtf ???

lay: lmao

lay: lmfaooo

me: i was way off

lay: BOOGIDY BOOGIDY BOOGIDY BOO

me: ;,fap

me: [ death ]

me: omg

lay: O.o

me: -_- @ my spellign summer wrong
me: *spelling
lay: lmao
lay: and spelling spelling wrong
lay: smh
me:i know
me: shush

the instant message chronicles .

so i was looking through my message archives from AIM and YIM not too long ago , and i realized i have some pretty funny + random conversations with people . reading them over made me laugh , so i thought i'd share .

so i present to you the instant message chronicles featuring yams , lay , damsel , liz , && alex .

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sweet potato: JAPANESE SHIT!
radhiya: we cant even have a damn conference call without them taken ova!

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me: (clicks bed) relax (clicks isaiah) ask isaiah to join (clicks isaiah) cuddle (clicks isaiah) make out (clicks isaiah) woohoo. *fireworks : headboard banging : all kinds of positions* WHOO! that was bomb ! lets do it again. [blushing smiley]
Damssss: [FREAKING DEAD ! ] Stop it right now ! This is NOT my Nikki [rotflmao smiley]
me: lmao, sorry. i was having a Sims moment. [blushing smiley]
Damssss: lmao, I can tell. [throws some holy water at you] I REBUKE your nasty thoughts. in the NAME OF JESUS !

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me: i heart tea kay.
lay: huh?
sweet potatoe: stop sayin gay shit!
lay: y r u here o_O
me: boo you !
sweet potatoe: only me and gem can do that around here
dani bear: do what?
sweet potato: we the 1 with the baby!
me: huhhh?
me: im confused.
dani bear: SPEAKING OF BABIES MISS NECOLE!
me: :(
lay: oooooooh me?
lay: SHUT UP
me: hot damn. threw the GOVERNMENT out there!

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Damssss: lmao lawd, nikki done got all sean kingston on me ..

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me: MY HUSBAND IS IN KATY PERRY'S VIDEO!!!
alex: LMFAO ! you didnt know that ? i did . i watch that video on demand , just to see him.
me: i dont have on demand -__-
alex: ]=
me: omg noo . =( he died . [sigh]
alex: YES! i cried.
alex: seriously.
alex: i love him.
me: aw shit , now im about to be depressed .
me: Drummergirl012 (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply Spam I love matt dallas like hottest dude ever!!!! I love the show kyle xy the only reason i started watching it was because i couldnt stop looking at his wonderful face and smile and i wonder how he got into this video O_O back the fuck off slut .
me: charmbracelet4 (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply Spam ohh matthew j. dallas.beauty right there. O_O you too hoe .
alex: LMAO !
alex: lmfaoo.
alex: so jealous.
me: hell yeah . i am territorial when it comes to matt .
alex: .. *mumbles* wish you'd back off.
me: keep wishing . i am never backing off .
alex: ):
me: im sorry but i love him too much .
alex: *sigh*
me: [hugs u] you'll get over it =]
alex: LMAO ! what kind of crap ? soo mean.

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lmfao ok so thats all i have for now . but there is surely more to come . xD

that night was too funny .

late saturday night - early sunday morning = all laughs .

details coming later .

[petergriffin]boobies[/petergriffin]

so today at the begining of lunch alica , tanti and i are waiting outside of cain's class for auri .

[ junior boy walks to the back door of cain's class to buy chilli cheese fritos ]

tanti: he know he do not need to be buying that .

alicia: mhmm .

tanti: what he need to do is go put on a bra .

[ we all look at him ]

tanti: his chest bigger than necole's .

alicia: [ dying laughing ] .

me: and my chest is pretty big .

so that was the -death- of my day .

lmfao

red leather , yellow leather .

soo the other day i was looking through my bookshelf and came across one of my old composition books for my theatre arts class in the 10th grade and out slipped the part of a script i had to memorize for my final . i had to do the final with one of my friends earl , and our teacher miss mizzone gave me the role of laura in the play the glass menagerie , and earl played jim - a friend of my brother tom . so basically in the scene we had to do - laura's mother had convinced tom to invite jim over for dinner but also as somewhat of a blind date for laura . laura had some self esteem issues due to a brace she had to wear in high school , and she was also shy so she hadn't really been on a date or anything . the guy jim ; laura knows from high school . they shared a class together and she told him how much she had admired his singing in chorus . she starts to warm up and talk more and tht was the end of the scene . lol i got the part that i could most relate to because i am shy and quiet and it took a lot out of me to perform but i got a A !

sometimes i miss theatre arts and miss mizzone , especially those tongue twisters .
- red leather , yellow leather . - unique new york . - you know you need unique new york .

there were more , but those were the funniest to me . aw , that class holds memories . ♥

why i love music .

&& this my dear friends is why i love jazmine sullivan . she's so soulful && beautiful , its amazing . hands down, one of my favorite videos by her .

♥ ♥ ♥

fuck yes !

...fighting sleep .

all grown up .
irate .
dill pickles wasnt a theif .
dream big - need to see tht .
he looked mighty damn good in tht gray suit .
she's still a bitch .
you're gonna miss me when im gone .
no one ever belongs .
i want my own ben .
fighting sleep .
tru confessions .
nvr should've told you .
sociophobic .
500 pieces .
slowly falling .
tan = ♥ .
need to go to sleep...
gahhh , tf ?!
lemon bandit !
antm .
gimme 5 minutes with matt .
♥ ♥ ♥

michael jackson freedom friday with steve, carla , shirley and nephew tommy .

ok so on the way to school , me and my grandma are listening to steve harvey's show 93.5 . its freedom friday , being that today is friday and i guess it was dedicated to michael jackson because they played nothing but his music . so after black & white went off, everyone in the studio is laguhing . shirley wants them to say what they're laughing at but steve wanted to wait until the top of the hour > 8:00 . but they ended up saying anyway .

tommy started to tell them what he thought mj was saying in wanna be starting something .

the song says: mamasay mamasa mamakusa , mamasay mamasa mamkusa .
tommy says: im sayin on the side of michael's house . im sayin on the side of michael's house .

everyone is dying laughing at him . they play the song .

tommy: see , he saiad "i'm sayin on the side of michael's house." he went on the side of his house next to the elephants and girafes and said "i'm sayin on the side of michael's house."
shirley: he's saying mamasay mamasa mamakusa .
steve: yeah , tommy i'm goin with what you said .
tommy: what the hell does that mean?
carla: i think its in another language.
tommy: he saying "i'm sayin on the side of michael's house." [ starts singing ] im sayin on the side of my uncle's house . im sayin on the side of my uncle's house . everybody could have one . i'm sayin on the side of carla's house . i'm sayin on the side of shirley's house .

good lord, fatal death .
that made my morning .

new day means change .

So my mama took me && my little brother Josh to school since she took the day off . We were out the house BEFORE 7:30 , which is a definite change . So on the way to school , we had to stop at the light at Greviella (sp?) and Hillcrest. So as we were waiting for the light to change some girl dressed in purple was walking in the crosswalk.

Mama: She go to your school?
Me: I don't know that girl.
Mama: I don't know where she going and it's cold.
Me: [ silent ]
Mama: She need to get rid of that thing on top of her head . ( talking about her hair )
Me: [ laughing ]
Mama: It looks like a doo doo ball.
Me: [ watching her cross Hillcrest ]
Mama: Or a scoop of ice cream.
Me: Mama, please.
Mama: [ dying laughing ]

... death . omg so carolyn ( and some of my other classmates ) had me dying 1st period in cain's class talking about this poor girl in the picture below . this picture was in the middle of my x-men comic book that i got for cain.... and tht cameron copied from me ! ( lol he has this one too . get them @ Geofrey's ; 4 for 99 cents ) slogan for the day - WE MUST EMBRACE CHANGE !

a change is coming people .
lets get ready !

i feel that i must inform you about this...

ATTENTION FRUIT LOVERS!!!

THERE'S A THIEF IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD .

THE CULPRIT:

THE LEMON BANDIT

THE CRIME:

THIEVERY OF A BAG OF LEMONS

THE VICTIM:

A DOZEN AND TEN LEMONS

&& OWNER ZINA MARIE

LAST SEEN:

IN A BLACK PLASITC BAG

MR. THOMAS' CLASS - ROOM 12

IF SEEN:

PLEASE NOTIFY ZINA OR MYSELF @

WHODAFCKSTEALSLEMONS@THIRSTYHOES.COM

PLEASE , IF YOU CARE ABOUT CITRUS AND OTHER CITRIS LOVERS, YOU WOULD HELP US NAG THE LEMON BANDIT !

Zina Marie was spotted today at City Honors- Room 12: Pre-Calculus today at 8:00 and this is what she had to say on the situation: "Who the hell steals a bag of lemons? Are you that poor that you gotta steal some lemons? Are you that thirsty for some citrus?!"

akon is too funny .

For those who may have read my earlier blog "it all started with a text message..." will know what I'm talking about while reading an excerpt from a convo between Zina && I .

nikki: hot chocolate && marshmellows .
zina: ebony and ivory
nikki: coffee and cream .
zina: chocolate and vanilla
nikki: cocoa puffs and milk .
zina: black beans and white rice
nikki: lmfaooo . ok im out .
zina: lol
nikki: [ dead ] @ ur dad .
zina: you read my blog
zina: lol
nikki: yep .
zina: omg i wish you were here to actually see it
zina: i was almost in tear
zina: *tears
nikki: lmaoo . i could imagine .
zina: tht negro is ignorant
nikki: lol .

omg , Zina be having me dying every damn day , especially up in Mr. Thomas' class. Today was comedy.. yep - just plain comedy. I am so gonna miss her ass when we leave.

what a total and complete shocker :

riding down western with my grandma from my hairdresser , all i hear is locked up coming from 93.5

my face : O_O

my reaction : no the hell they not playing akon .

my thoughts : this song is so sixth grade .

my next reaction : i'm locked up . they wont let me out . visitation no longer comes by , seems like they forgot about me . suin suin suin . my cell mates gettin food without me .

D E A T H ! x infinity .