NEGLECT !

yeah , been doing a lot of that lately . new stuff .

• i got a twitter .
• i've started some more stories .
• i got READY !
• i've become addicted to twitter .
• i started college .
• i burned out my laptop harddrive .
• i started a new blog ( which i've yet to blog on lol )

& ummm.... i think thats it for now .

randomosity is bliss .

sooo , i just feel like being random right now . last thursday i went to the fair . was gonna blog about that BUT i got lazy . saturday, i went to my church picnic . blehh . OH & my laptop has burned out / crashed , whatever you'd like to call it . & i need to take it to the computer hospital to see if its fixable . umm, what else . oh ! i found out recently that there is a new version to my phone , which i want. i'm in dire need of an upgrade ! && i really really really want to pre-order trey's new album , since he wanna play with a bitch's emotions - keep pushing it back and shit . but im afraid to ask my mom to get it for me . i'm not going to even bother, cause i know she's gonna say no . $40.00 for a CD ? she aint buying it. but if she only knew how much more it comes with and how much i want it... well she still wouldn't get it . i guess i'm about to try to hustle someone else for that money . because i REALLY really really want it !

my immortal . ( youtube spotlight )

soo i'm a huge fan of gossip girl && one day while on youtube i was browsing different AU ( alternate universe ) videos people made with clips from the show and came across this one by doohdamary to my immortal by evanescence . its sooo beautiful & i almost wanted to cry at first because its so believable . and i haven't done my youtube spotlight in a while, so here you go . <3

the most random and funniest shit i've read all day .

" Yep. Nikki ... anyone ever tell you you type like a dude? "

OMGGG lmfao , i love my damsel .

my interpretation on brand new

you see this sexy fucker right here ? he's a nasty little devil i tell you . i don't know if many of you knew but his song entitled brand new is about virgins and breaking them in . thanks to my buddy shakira, i realized this and decided to do a little investigation . and here's my interpretation .

well first off ( as much as i love them ) fuck all the lyrics and let's go to the bridge . the first line says " she aint tryna be no one night creep " . she don't want to be that because she aint crept before and she want it to be special . then he says " but she aint never had one night with me " . now if you've listened to all his other songs , you know that he knows how to put it down so that one night creep will be very fucking special . ( and something u probably will never forget ) " come ride with me girl you gon see there's no place else you'd rather be " . like really , who's gonna pass up sex with trey songz ? he's amazing right . get your ass in a room with him you won't want to leave OR him either for the matter . " nothing else i'd rather see eyes on you " - i mean hey , men love pussy and the whole female anatomy . " what you gonna do ? " - its now or never baby . you ready to cash in that v-card ? thats what he's asking there when he wanna know wht she gon do . " so brand new . you know what i wanna do " - he want tht fresh untouched punani . " open you up " - && tear that shit up . " so lets just tear our clothes off " and im sure you know the rest....

songzz is his nameee... YUUPP !

part two ; according to nikki & shakira :

me: OH FUCK ! i forgot the second part to my interpretation .

shakira: [dead]

nikki: okay , after he done had his brand new and broke in his virgin HE NEED A GIRL ! now thatsss fucked , unless the virgin is the girl he lookin for . OR he continues to break her off some .

keke: no this is what i think. . listen . he had sex with the virgin thwn he felt guilty because she wasnt his girl so he wrote that song to try to bag her . like the sex was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G but he gotta prove he can commit

nikki: LMFAOOOO

DUDE , YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THAT THAT SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN ACCURATE . (:

TREY TALK WITH NIKKI & SHAKIRA

&& soooo , here's episode two !

[16:19] shakira: no Nikki we don`t want to download Treys mixtape EW tht thing
[16:19] nikki: lmfao
[16:19] nikki: right
[16:20] shakira: nasty ass UGh you disgust me
[16:20] nikki: well YOU disgust ME .
[16:20] nikki: you got him as NUMERO UNO in your eye candy blog .
[16:20] nikki: hmph
[16:22] shakira: i left you a comment
[16:22] shakira: lmao
[16:22] shakira: no that`s not trey songz [coughs]
[16:22] nikki: lmao who is it then ? mr neverson ?
[16:22] shakira: yes that`s Mr. Neverson. .
[16:23] nikki: mk .
[16:23] nikki: lmao i commented bck
[16:23] shakira: lmao
[16:24] shakira: how you change your name
[16:24] shakira: [dead @ i need a girl playing on my ipod]
[16:24] nikki: lmfao
[16:33] nikki: LOL @ a trey song goin off when i turned on my ipod
[16:34] shakira: [dead]
[16:34] nikki: dead @ another coming on when the whole ipod on shuffle X]
[16:36] shakira: ha i blogged bout tht
[16:36] nikki: just now ?
[16:36] shakira: yes lmao
[16:38] nikki: lmfaoo , he stalking us !
[16:39] shakira: i call it as i see it
[16:39] nikki: he must've realized we knew... cause he ain't stalkin me no more .
[16:39] nikki: tht bitch >_>
[16:39] shakira: oh he knew & now drakes playing whose his homie?
[16:40] shakira: drake
[16:40] shakira: see trey just likes me better than you
[16:40] nikki: lmfaoo . you wish .
[16:40] nikki: he was stalking me all last night XD
[16:40] shakira: his been stalking me since 2005
[16:40] nikki: ha !
[16:41] shakira: oh shit he dead stalking me brand new started playing
[16:41] nikki: lmao .
[16:42] shakira: i always thought this song was about virgins
[16:42] nikki: ha ! that sounds about right .
[16:42] nikki: [ flashback to the video ]
[16:42] nikki: the enddd , my gracious .
[16:43] shakira: lmao
[16:43] shakira: is it or isnt it?
[16:43] nikki: girl , idk .
[16:43] nikki: but now tht u say tht
[16:43] shakira: but i do
[16:43] nikki: ima listen to it .
[16:43] nikki: after my wife goes off .
[16:43] shakira: she said she brand new fresh out the box.. tonight i`ma be her husband. . .
[16:44] shakira: and what do virgins want??! HUSBANDS
[16:44] nikki: hold on . hold on .
[16:44] nikki: as soon as wifey goes off , ima analyze it .
[16:44] shakira: lmaoo
[16:44] shakira: ew jazmine
[16:44] shakira: YOU DISGUST ME AGAIN
[16:44] nikki: you know what , fuck you !
[16:45] nikki: don't you EVER disrespect my wife like that .
[16:45] shakira: ew nikki i don`t go tht way my god,
[16:46] nikki: lol
[16:46] nikki: you're dumb
[16:46] shakira: i know
[16:47] nikki: lmfaoo @ lust for life coming on .
[16:47] shakira: yo my dude thts the drake song i was listening too
[16:47] nikki: && then ROLE PLAY
[16:48] nikki: [ points to my status ] smh its trueee .
[16:48] shakira: LMFAO
[16:48] nikki: i like trey .
[16:48] nikki: he a freak
[16:48] shakira: I LOVE TREY
[16:48] nikki: you know he into that kinky shit .
[16:49] shakira: wait it wasn`t suppose to be tht big
[16:49] nikki: lmao yeah got a lil excited there .
[16:49] nikki: i see you .
[16:49] shakira: lmaoo noo
[16:49] nikki: haha girl yes .
[16:49] shakira: it was on caps
[16:50] nikki: which would explain your excitedness .
[16:50] nikki: its okay .
[16:50] nikki: admintance is key .
[16:50] shakira: ugh
[16:51] nikki: songz is my nameeee , YUUP !
[16:51] shakira: . . lmao
[16:51] nikki: i'll have my analysis in a minute .
[16:52] nikki: or five...
[16:53] shakira: trey songz ain`t all tht. .
[16:54] nikki: BLASPHEMY !
[16:55] shakira: OH JESUS WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE BED WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE BATH GIRL WE CAN GO BEYYONNDD
[16:55] shakira: did you hear feelin myself?
[16:56] nikki: LMFAO! bed bath & beyond ? i heard tht like once .
[17:06] nikki: && im not sure abt feelin myself i prolly did , but eh idr .
[17:07] shakira: lmao
[17:07] shakira: its so cocky

stay tuned for my interpretation of trey songz's " brand new " .

the bet awards : 106 pre-show [ featuring my lunch box . ]

so i'm finally able to do my BET awards 09 blog... and yeah, i'm late SO FUCKING WHAT! :) i'm going to separate this into a couple of blogs because there's a lot of conversation to cover . so without further adieu, the lunch box on the bet awards 106 red carpet pre-show .

nikki: well if she dont win , ima still support her .
nikki: since thats my wife and all .
Aleja: uhhh
liz: but yea, even though we know how awesome jayess is, she was seriously slept on .
nikki: [ jumps on aleja ]
liz: keri was a blazin bitch
Aleja: *falls*
liz: & i aint seen aleja in a long ass time
Aleja: lmao
nikki: BITCH ! i am not that heavy . -_-
nikki: hoe
Aleja: LMAO
Aleja: i'm weak ?
liz: lmao...
liz: yall wanna knw who i picked for every award?
nikki: [ shoves you back on the ground ] whateverr .
nikki: lol ok liz
liz: bet sent me a thingy in the mail to pic the awards & ish. im sure i wasnt the only one
nikki: i didnt get that wtf
Aleja: -_-
Aleja: bitch
nikki: lmfao
nikki: ha .
nikki: can anyone answer me this question ?
nikki: WHY hasn't trey won any type of award yet ? s,h
nikki: *smh
nikki: oh yeah boo , i liked the kiss me thru the phone one too
liz: best male r&b--> ne-yo ; best female r&b--> beyonce; best group-->day26; best gospel-->marymary; best female hiphop-->trina; best malehippyhoppy-->kanye; best new artist--> keri hilson; bestcollab-->turnin me on; video of the year-->single ladies; best actress-->taraji p henson; best actor-->will smith; bviews choice-->single ladies; bet j-->jayess
liz: & errrr. idk abt trey...
nikki: if his album not out by the end of the month ima be upset .
liz: its comes out in august
nikki: the fuck ? -_-
nikki: i thought i was supposed to come out on the 30th .
liz: nah
nikki: you're a jerk !
liz: wait idk
liz: hell lol
nikki: aw fuck
nikki: i coulda been out there rejectin .
liz: mee toooo right genah
Aleja: yes ?
Aleja: anyways
Aleja: y'all heard CB ransom freestyle ?
Aleja: i actually like it
Aleja: and i don't usually like his raps
liz: new or old?
Aleja: i think he was talking about that girlicious girl
Aleja: in it
liz: what im supposed to do say some corny ish?
Aleja: bitch , either u heard it or u didn't
Aleja: no
Aleja: it's new
Aleja: that was a milli
nikki: no .
liz: lmao
liz: i know that dumbie
liz: and bitch if it was old i heard it
liz: and if its new then no hoe
Aleja: ik but i said the name bitch
Aleja: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krHsV-8KQqA
liz: i dont be remembering the names of stuff
Aleja: i left comments
liz: maybe on commercial
Aleja: feel free the thumbs them up
Aleja: to*
liz: ugh
liz: that girl look weird out there
Aleja: what girl ?
liz: on the stage
liz: on tv
Aleja: oh
nikki: lmfao at terrence
liz: yupp
liz: thts how my bestie taught me to
liz: ahhhh
Aleja: shut up
nikki: lmao
liz: ooooh i wouldnt take tht nikki
Aleja: b back
nikki: wouldn't take wha ?
liz: take tht shut up from genah
nikki: she aint told me to shut up .
liz: she aint crazy enuff to tell me
liz: nicca im from the hood
liz: im from the tre
liz: third ward babeeee
liz: that where we shoot first then ask questions
nikki: lol
liz: then shoot yu again cuz yu dead & cant answer the question!
nikki: be back .
liz: dang everybody leavin
Aleja: yea
Aleja: take a hint
Aleja: trick
liz: bitch
liz: bitch
liz: bitch
liz: bitch
liz: bitch
liz: yu dnt wanna startttt
liz: keri's on
liz: so
Aleja: lmao
liz: hold i t
Aleja: fuck a keri
liz: fuck a genuh
Aleja: ok . whoever that is , fuck them too
liz: thts yu
liz: i had to sound it out for you
Aleja: uhm
Aleja: no
Aleja: it's not
Aleja: at least that's not on my birth certificate
liz: bitch can you read; i had to sound it out
Aleja: no
liz: meaning i wrote it like you say it
Aleja: u didn't
Aleja: GENAH is writing it how u say it
Aleja: cause that's the correct spelling
liz: mkay
Aleja: not that gina shit
liz: okay
liz: okay
liz: okay
Aleja: bitxch
Aleja: i hope u get limited
liz: too bad i was done for a whole five seconds
liz: mo real, mo laughs, mo love, mo nique nique nique in the aftanoon ; its the monique show
Aleja: you cheap whore
Aleja: hey
liz: .....
Aleja: i had an epiphany the other night lol . doesn't chris brown's song "you" , the unreleased one , sound like it's for rihanna ? with the exotic shit and sexy eyes
liz: craziest body, exotic lil mami, curves in the back sexy eyes to match
Aleja: that wasn't really needed
liz: smile lights up the room; & she aint got no attitude
liz: uhmm . i guess so ...
Aleja: lmao
Aleja: the attitude part might be off a bit , but still . maybe she was nicer back in the day
Aleja: she always looked pissed in the pics
liz: lol .
liz: sean paul is funny
liz: is voice
liz: well his accent
Aleja: -_-
liz: you know how sometimes people sound different than how than how the raps
liz: he sounds the same
Aleja: but how is it funny ?
liz: cuz im not used to accents
liz: but its not like hahahahahaha funny ; jz slightly humorous .
liz: neyos gf is slightly annoying me
Aleja: he has a girlfriend ?
Aleja: what are you watching ?
liz: bet
liz: 106 & park
Aleja: oh
Aleja: who's his girlfriend ?
liz: yahh
nikki: back
liz: pleasure ol gay self is on
Aleja: he is not gay -_-
Aleja: he is uptight though
liz: & wtf at these dancers poppin out of nowhere
nikki: i don't like him as a solo artist .
Aleja: lmao
Aleja: what in the hell kinda 106 & park episode is that
nikki: lmfao my sis and i were just sayin tht liz .
liz: red carpet
Aleja: oh . i never knew that was considered 106 & park
nikki: the red carpet one like its been every year before the bet awards ?
liz: lmfaooooo
nikki: um durr . =]
liz: nikki
Aleja: -_-
Aleja: bitch
liz: i was gonna say something like tht
nikki: hoe .
Aleja: skank
liz: but i aint feel like being smart 3456463 times in a row
nikki: slut
liz: you know what genah, you bring out the evil in nikki
liz: me & nikki can sit there and have a nice cup of coffee and a great conversation ;
liz: but you....
Aleja: mother fucking cunt pussy licking tit fuck bitch face!!!!!!!!!
nikki: HA !
liz: i jz did a double take!
nikki: lmfao
Aleja: lmfaooo
nikki: takes one to know one sweetheart
Aleja: fag
liz: ughh
nikki: you don't complain when i come to see your ass , now don't you ?
nikki: it's okay , i lvoe you too .
liz: yu gon miss birthday sex genah
Aleja: lmao
Aleja: i like the song , not his fac
Aleja: he ruins it all
Aleja: and the lmao was for coley
nikki: lmao . jeremih is like "aww arodable pinchable cheeks" type cute to me
liz: he look like hes 12
liz: to me
Aleja: his hair turns me completely off
liz: jayesssssssss
Aleja: i can't evaluate his face
liz: jayessssssssssss
liz: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nikki: YAY !
liz: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aleja: BOO
nikki: MY WIFEEE <3
nikki: FUCK YOU ALEJA . -_-
liz: WOOOOO !
Aleja: calm your ass down coley .
Aleja: i don't even know what y'all hype for
Aleja: i just like to be different =D
nikki: because thats my wife , hoe .

OKAY ! this convo ain't over , but its over for me at the moment . i'm sick of c&ping ( copy & and pasting for the non technological ones ) i still got pages and pages to go , but i'm tired of this . in the next blogs regarding the BET awards , i will only extract the funny shit .