randomosity is bliss .

sooo , i just feel like being random right now . last thursday i went to the fair . was gonna blog about that BUT i got lazy . saturday, i went to my church picnic . blehh . OH & my laptop has burned out / crashed , whatever you'd like to call it . & i need to take it to the computer hospital to see if its fixable . umm, what else . oh ! i found out recently that there is a new version to my phone , which i want. i'm in dire need of an upgrade ! && i really really really want to pre-order trey's new album , since he wanna play with a bitch's emotions - keep pushing it back and shit . but im afraid to ask my mom to get it for me . i'm not going to even bother, cause i know she's gonna say no . $40.00 for a CD ? she aint buying it. but if she only knew how much more it comes with and how much i want it... well she still wouldn't get it . i guess i'm about to try to hustle someone else for that money . because i REALLY really really want it !

my immortal . ( youtube spotlight )

soo i'm a huge fan of gossip girl && one day while on youtube i was browsing different AU ( alternate universe ) videos people made with clips from the show and came across this one by doohdamary to my immortal by evanescence . its sooo beautiful & i almost wanted to cry at first because its so believable . and i haven't done my youtube spotlight in a while, so here you go . <3

the most random and funniest shit i've read all day .

" Yep. Nikki ... anyone ever tell you you type like a dude? "

OMGGG lmfao , i love my damsel .

my interpretation on brand new

you see this sexy fucker right here ? he's a nasty little devil i tell you . i don't know if many of you knew but his song entitled brand new is about virgins and breaking them in . thanks to my buddy shakira, i realized this and decided to do a little investigation . and here's my interpretation .

well first off ( as much as i love them ) fuck all the lyrics and let's go to the bridge . the first line says " she aint tryna be no one night creep " . she don't want to be that because she aint crept before and she want it to be special . then he says " but she aint never had one night with me " . now if you've listened to all his other songs , you know that he knows how to put it down so that one night creep will be very fucking special . ( and something u probably will never forget ) " come ride with me girl you gon see there's no place else you'd rather be " . like really , who's gonna pass up sex with trey songz ? he's amazing right . get your ass in a room with him you won't want to leave OR him either for the matter . " nothing else i'd rather see eyes on you " - i mean hey , men love pussy and the whole female anatomy . " what you gonna do ? " - its now or never baby . you ready to cash in that v-card ? thats what he's asking there when he wanna know wht she gon do . " so brand new . you know what i wanna do " - he want tht fresh untouched punani . " open you up " - && tear that shit up . " so lets just tear our clothes off " and im sure you know the rest....

songzz is his nameee... YUUPP !

part two ; according to nikki & shakira :

me: OH FUCK ! i forgot the second part to my interpretation .

shakira: [dead]

nikki: okay , after he done had his brand new and broke in his virgin HE NEED A GIRL ! now thatsss fucked , unless the virgin is the girl he lookin for . OR he continues to break her off some .

keke: no this is what i think. . listen . he had sex with the virgin thwn he felt guilty because she wasnt his girl so he wrote that song to try to bag her . like the sex was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G but he gotta prove he can commit

nikki: LMFAOOOO

DUDE , YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THAT THAT SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN ACCURATE . (:

TREY TALK WITH NIKKI & SHAKIRA

&& soooo , here's episode two !

[16:19] shakira: no Nikki we don`t want to download Treys mixtape EW tht thing
[16:19] nikki: lmfao
[16:19] nikki: right
[16:20] shakira: nasty ass UGh you disgust me
[16:20] nikki: well YOU disgust ME .
[16:20] nikki: you got him as NUMERO UNO in your eye candy blog .
[16:20] nikki: hmph
[16:22] shakira: i left you a comment
[16:22] shakira: lmao
[16:22] shakira: no that`s not trey songz [coughs]
[16:22] nikki: lmao who is it then ? mr neverson ?
[16:22] shakira: yes that`s Mr. Neverson. .
[16:23] nikki: mk .
[16:23] nikki: lmao i commented bck
[16:23] shakira: lmao
[16:24] shakira: how you change your name
[16:24] shakira: [dead @ i need a girl playing on my ipod]
[16:24] nikki: lmfao
[16:33] nikki: LOL @ a trey song goin off when i turned on my ipod
[16:34] shakira: [dead]
[16:34] nikki: dead @ another coming on when the whole ipod on shuffle X]
[16:36] shakira: ha i blogged bout tht
[16:36] nikki: just now ?
[16:36] shakira: yes lmao
[16:38] nikki: lmfaoo , he stalking us !
[16:39] shakira: i call it as i see it
[16:39] nikki: he must've realized we knew... cause he ain't stalkin me no more .
[16:39] nikki: tht bitch >_>
[16:39] shakira: oh he knew & now drakes playing whose his homie?
[16:40] shakira: drake
[16:40] shakira: see trey just likes me better than you
[16:40] nikki: lmfaoo . you wish .
[16:40] nikki: he was stalking me all last night XD
[16:40] shakira: his been stalking me since 2005
[16:40] nikki: ha !
[16:41] shakira: oh shit he dead stalking me brand new started playing
[16:41] nikki: lmao .
[16:42] shakira: i always thought this song was about virgins
[16:42] nikki: ha ! that sounds about right .
[16:42] nikki: [ flashback to the video ]
[16:42] nikki: the enddd , my gracious .
[16:43] shakira: lmao
[16:43] shakira: is it or isnt it?
[16:43] nikki: girl , idk .
[16:43] nikki: but now tht u say tht
[16:43] shakira: but i do
[16:43] nikki: ima listen to it .
[16:43] nikki: after my wife goes off .
[16:43] shakira: she said she brand new fresh out the box.. tonight i`ma be her husband. . .
[16:44] shakira: and what do virgins want??! HUSBANDS
[16:44] nikki: hold on . hold on .
[16:44] nikki: as soon as wifey goes off , ima analyze it .
[16:44] shakira: lmaoo
[16:44] shakira: ew jazmine
[16:44] shakira: YOU DISGUST ME AGAIN
[16:44] nikki: you know what , fuck you !
[16:45] nikki: don't you EVER disrespect my wife like that .
[16:45] shakira: ew nikki i don`t go tht way my god,
[16:46] nikki: lol
[16:46] nikki: you're dumb
[16:46] shakira: i know
[16:47] nikki: lmfaoo @ lust for life coming on .
[16:47] shakira: yo my dude thts the drake song i was listening too
[16:47] nikki: && then ROLE PLAY
[16:48] nikki: [ points to my status ] smh its trueee .
[16:48] shakira: LMFAO
[16:48] nikki: i like trey .
[16:48] nikki: he a freak
[16:48] shakira: I LOVE TREY
[16:48] nikki: you know he into that kinky shit .
[16:49] shakira: wait it wasn`t suppose to be tht big
[16:49] nikki: lmao yeah got a lil excited there .
[16:49] nikki: i see you .
[16:49] shakira: lmaoo noo
[16:49] nikki: haha girl yes .
[16:49] shakira: it was on caps
[16:50] nikki: which would explain your excitedness .
[16:50] nikki: its okay .
[16:50] nikki: admintance is key .
[16:50] shakira: ugh
[16:51] nikki: songz is my nameeee , YUUP !
[16:51] shakira: . . lmao
[16:51] nikki: i'll have my analysis in a minute .
[16:52] nikki: or five...
[16:53] shakira: trey songz ain`t all tht. .
[16:54] nikki: BLASPHEMY !
[16:55] shakira: OH JESUS WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE BED WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE BATH GIRL WE CAN GO BEYYONNDD
[16:55] shakira: did you hear feelin myself?
[16:56] nikki: LMFAO! bed bath & beyond ? i heard tht like once .
[17:06] nikki: && im not sure abt feelin myself i prolly did , but eh idr .
[17:07] shakira: lmao
[17:07] shakira: its so cocky

stay tuned for my interpretation of trey songz's " brand new " .

the bet awards : 106 pre-show [ featuring my lunch box . ]

so i'm finally able to do my BET awards 09 blog... and yeah, i'm late SO FUCKING WHAT! :) i'm going to separate this into a couple of blogs because there's a lot of conversation to cover . so without further adieu, the lunch box on the bet awards 106 red carpet pre-show .

nikki: well if she dont win , ima still support her .
nikki: since thats my wife and all .
Aleja: uhhh
liz: but yea, even though we know how awesome jayess is, she was seriously slept on .
nikki: [ jumps on aleja ]
liz: keri was a blazin bitch
Aleja: *falls*
liz: & i aint seen aleja in a long ass time
Aleja: lmao
nikki: BITCH ! i am not that heavy . -_-
nikki: hoe
Aleja: LMAO
Aleja: i'm weak ?
liz: lmao...
liz: yall wanna knw who i picked for every award?
nikki: [ shoves you back on the ground ] whateverr .
nikki: lol ok liz
liz: bet sent me a thingy in the mail to pic the awards & ish. im sure i wasnt the only one
nikki: i didnt get that wtf
Aleja: -_-
Aleja: bitch
nikki: lmfao
nikki: ha .
nikki: can anyone answer me this question ?
nikki: WHY hasn't trey won any type of award yet ? s,h
nikki: *smh
nikki: oh yeah boo , i liked the kiss me thru the phone one too
liz: best male r&b--> ne-yo ; best female r&b--> beyonce; best group-->day26; best gospel-->marymary; best female hiphop-->trina; best malehippyhoppy-->kanye; best new artist--> keri hilson; bestcollab-->turnin me on; video of the year-->single ladies; best actress-->taraji p henson; best actor-->will smith; bviews choice-->single ladies; bet j-->jayess
liz: & errrr. idk abt trey...
nikki: if his album not out by the end of the month ima be upset .
liz: its comes out in august
nikki: the fuck ? -_-
nikki: i thought i was supposed to come out on the 30th .
liz: nah
nikki: you're a jerk !
liz: wait idk
liz: hell lol
nikki: aw fuck
nikki: i coulda been out there rejectin .
liz: mee toooo right genah
Aleja: yes ?
Aleja: anyways
Aleja: y'all heard CB ransom freestyle ?
Aleja: i actually like it
Aleja: and i don't usually like his raps
liz: new or old?
Aleja: i think he was talking about that girlicious girl
Aleja: in it
liz: what im supposed to do say some corny ish?
Aleja: bitch , either u heard it or u didn't
Aleja: no
Aleja: it's new
Aleja: that was a milli
nikki: no .
liz: lmao
liz: i know that dumbie
liz: and bitch if it was old i heard it
liz: and if its new then no hoe
Aleja: ik but i said the name bitch
Aleja: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krHsV-8KQqA
liz: i dont be remembering the names of stuff
Aleja: i left comments
liz: maybe on commercial
Aleja: feel free the thumbs them up
Aleja: to*
liz: ugh
liz: that girl look weird out there
Aleja: what girl ?
liz: on the stage
liz: on tv
Aleja: oh
nikki: lmfao at terrence
liz: yupp
liz: thts how my bestie taught me to
liz: ahhhh
Aleja: shut up
nikki: lmao
liz: ooooh i wouldnt take tht nikki
Aleja: b back
nikki: wouldn't take wha ?
liz: take tht shut up from genah
nikki: she aint told me to shut up .
liz: she aint crazy enuff to tell me
liz: nicca im from the hood
liz: im from the tre
liz: third ward babeeee
liz: that where we shoot first then ask questions
nikki: lol
liz: then shoot yu again cuz yu dead & cant answer the question!
nikki: be back .
liz: dang everybody leavin
Aleja: yea
Aleja: take a hint
Aleja: trick
liz: bitch
liz: bitch
liz: bitch
liz: bitch
liz: bitch
liz: yu dnt wanna startttt
liz: keri's on
liz: so
Aleja: lmao
liz: hold i t
Aleja: fuck a keri
liz: fuck a genuh
Aleja: ok . whoever that is , fuck them too
liz: thts yu
liz: i had to sound it out for you
Aleja: uhm
Aleja: no
Aleja: it's not
Aleja: at least that's not on my birth certificate
liz: bitch can you read; i had to sound it out
Aleja: no
liz: meaning i wrote it like you say it
Aleja: u didn't
Aleja: GENAH is writing it how u say it
Aleja: cause that's the correct spelling
liz: mkay
Aleja: not that gina shit
liz: okay
liz: okay
liz: okay
Aleja: bitxch
Aleja: i hope u get limited
liz: too bad i was done for a whole five seconds
liz: mo real, mo laughs, mo love, mo nique nique nique in the aftanoon ; its the monique show
Aleja: you cheap whore
Aleja: hey
liz: .....
Aleja: i had an epiphany the other night lol . doesn't chris brown's song "you" , the unreleased one , sound like it's for rihanna ? with the exotic shit and sexy eyes
liz: craziest body, exotic lil mami, curves in the back sexy eyes to match
Aleja: that wasn't really needed
liz: smile lights up the room; & she aint got no attitude
liz: uhmm . i guess so ...
Aleja: lmao
Aleja: the attitude part might be off a bit , but still . maybe she was nicer back in the day
Aleja: she always looked pissed in the pics
liz: lol .
liz: sean paul is funny
liz: is voice
liz: well his accent
Aleja: -_-
liz: you know how sometimes people sound different than how than how the raps
liz: he sounds the same
Aleja: but how is it funny ?
liz: cuz im not used to accents
liz: but its not like hahahahahaha funny ; jz slightly humorous .
liz: neyos gf is slightly annoying me
Aleja: he has a girlfriend ?
Aleja: what are you watching ?
liz: bet
liz: 106 & park
Aleja: oh
Aleja: who's his girlfriend ?
liz: yahh
nikki: back
liz: pleasure ol gay self is on
Aleja: he is not gay -_-
Aleja: he is uptight though
liz: & wtf at these dancers poppin out of nowhere
nikki: i don't like him as a solo artist .
Aleja: lmao
Aleja: what in the hell kinda 106 & park episode is that
nikki: lmfao my sis and i were just sayin tht liz .
liz: red carpet
Aleja: oh . i never knew that was considered 106 & park
nikki: the red carpet one like its been every year before the bet awards ?
liz: lmfaooooo
nikki: um durr . =]
liz: nikki
Aleja: -_-
Aleja: bitch
liz: i was gonna say something like tht
nikki: hoe .
Aleja: skank
liz: but i aint feel like being smart 3456463 times in a row
nikki: slut
liz: you know what genah, you bring out the evil in nikki
liz: me & nikki can sit there and have a nice cup of coffee and a great conversation ;
liz: but you....
Aleja: mother fucking cunt pussy licking tit fuck bitch face!!!!!!!!!
nikki: HA !
liz: i jz did a double take!
nikki: lmfao
Aleja: lmfaooo
nikki: takes one to know one sweetheart
Aleja: fag
liz: ughh
nikki: you don't complain when i come to see your ass , now don't you ?
nikki: it's okay , i lvoe you too .
liz: yu gon miss birthday sex genah
Aleja: lmao
Aleja: i like the song , not his fac
Aleja: he ruins it all
Aleja: and the lmao was for coley
nikki: lmao . jeremih is like "aww arodable pinchable cheeks" type cute to me
liz: he look like hes 12
liz: to me
Aleja: his hair turns me completely off
liz: jayesssssssss
Aleja: i can't evaluate his face
liz: jayessssssssssss
liz: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nikki: YAY !
liz: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aleja: BOO
nikki: MY WIFEEE <3
nikki: FUCK YOU ALEJA . -_-
liz: WOOOOO !
Aleja: calm your ass down coley .
Aleja: i don't even know what y'all hype for
Aleja: i just like to be different =D
nikki: because thats my wife , hoe .

OKAY ! this convo ain't over , but its over for me at the moment . i'm sick of c&ping ( copy & and pasting for the non technological ones ) i still got pages and pages to go , but i'm tired of this . in the next blogs regarding the BET awards , i will only extract the funny shit .

waiting in ANTICIPATION

SO! Mr. Neverson has a new mixtape out that's been on heavy rotation on my ipod for the past few weeks. I love this one, and though I'm still upset his album got pushed back to August ( its been a freaking year already, damn ) , I'm pleased with this for now. When I first downloaded it, I played it though completely, but didn't really get to listen to it on account of the jungle of a household I live in. Listened to it again before I went to sleep, and fell in love.

my favorites include :

scratchin me up - does she know - infidelity ( ♥ ♥ ♥ ) - you belong to me ( ♥ ♥ ♥) - on top - it would be - yo side of the bed ( ♥ ♥ ♥ )

Showerlude of course shocked the hell out of me, but I knew I shouldn't have expected anything less from this man. Trey is a musical genius, in my opinion. Infidelity, You Belong to Me, and Yo Side of The Bed are my absolute faves. The way his voice sounds in my ears is just amazing. I absolutely love it. I go to sleep listening to him and wake up listening to him. That's how much I love his voice. He can swoon me anyday, anytime.

Oh and did I mention, the cover had me speechless as well? When I saw it, my mouth dropped and I had to keep myself from screaming like a crazed fan. All I had to say after that was: BABY, YOUR BACK IS BEAUTIFUL !

If you already haven't, you need to go and download this shit NOW.

the diva

amanda diva .

she's so cute to me (:

♥

rest in peace michael jackson ;

still can't believe he's gone . don't want to believe it either . michael was truly a legend , and an icon . && even though i wasn't as huge of a fan as many others, he will forever hold a place in my heart and will be missed. ♥ favorites ; dirty diana . scream . remember the time .you rock my world . they don't really carea about us . jam . billie jean and more .

kisses for michael . you are a more than just an entertainer . you are a legend, and your legacy will live on forever in the heart of the world .

TREY TALK WITH NIKKI & SHAKIRA

so shakira && i are both die-hard trey fans and its fun talk

ing about him with her. she always have me dying and vice

versa. so enough chit chat, i now present to you trey talk w

ith nikki and shakira. this episode of trey talk has been bro

ught to you by the kind people of aol instant messenger, m

eebo, and t-mobile. (:

shakira: songbook baby. . .I'm boooreeed nikkkii

nikki: lol

nikki: YUUPPP !

shakira: are you trey no so no yupping lmao

nikki: lmfao

shakira: I bet you when he bust a nut he goes YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

nikki: omg ! [ dies ]

nikki: wouldn't you like to know ?!

shakira: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

nikki: lmfao i really laughed .

shakira: lmaooo

shakira: I put money he does tht when he bust a nut

nikki: i'm sure he dones , or would . lmfao .

shakira: no its not he would he does

nikki: *does

shakira: and you know his gonna say baby

nikki: lmao . wht if he was like songbook baby when he was done . smh

shakira: lmfao no helllll no necole just no lmfao

shakira: I'm dying lmfaoooo

shakira: hell spell out s-o-n-g-z

shakira: he'll *

nikki: lmfao . im deadass . he bust his nut and be like " YUUPPP ! " then roll over off you and be like " songbook baby " kiss you and then be like " thats s-o-n-g with a z."

shakira: lmfaooooooooo

shakira: and then he'll give a bitchfit if she stains his sheets *death*

shakira: *death at this whole convo;; emails it to myself lmfao*

nikki: lmfao .

nikki: damn i was gna say somethin

nikki: but i forgot

shakira: thinkkkkkk

shakira: thinkk

shakira: and you know everywhere he goes he carries his golden wrapper

nikki: ohh i would like for him to supersize like some fries and use his big ronald to make me roll my eyes back .

nikki: YES YES YES !

shakira: lmfaoooo at you

nikki: deadass .

shakira: he was packing since like 12?

nikki: hmph , i can imagine .

shakira: how many people you know rock golden wrappers,

shakira: ?

nikki: lmfao idk , but he's one of them so that is a definite plus .

shakira: tht shit can kill you

nikki: well i would die a happy ass bitch .

shakira: ah your a punk! you would actually die!

nikki: lmfao

shakira: I would take it like a trooper

nikki: lol .

nikki: i'd prbly go into shock then rape him again in the middle of the night

shakira: lmfaooooooooo

nikki: im deadass .

shakira: with my heart condition . . I'll probably have a mini heart attack

nikki: noo , not a heart attack .

shakira: I said with MY heart condition

shakira: lmaoooo

shakira: you know tht thing I was born with lmaooo

nikki: lmao

shakira: you said you'll die you gave it away

nikki: lmao

shakira: he's gonna pull your hair.

shakira: and your gonna be like omgahhhh

nikki: omg .

nikki: whoo

shakira: idk about you but I don`t mind hair pulling.

nikki: i dont either ,shit

okay so the conversation got cut from there, thanks to my

stupid laptop freezing up but yeah, that was the jidst of it.

i died throughout this entire conversation. we also talked a

bout how good he looked on 106, but that was way before t

his conversation. well that's it for now, but i'm pretty sure i

will have plenty more conversations like this OR about trey

in the near future.

signing out ;

nikki ♥