
&& soooo , here's episode two !
[16:19] shakira: no Nikki we don`t want to download Treys mixtape EW tht thing
[16:19] nikki: lmfao
[16:19] nikki: right
[16:20] shakira: nasty ass UGh you disgust me
[16:20] nikki: well YOU disgust ME .
[16:20] nikki: you got him as NUMERO UNO in your eye candy blog .
[16:20] nikki: hmph
[16:22] shakira: i left you a comment
[16:22] shakira: lmao
[16:22] shakira: no that`s not trey songz [coughs]
[16:22] nikki: lmao who is it then ? mr neverson ?
[16:22] shakira: yes that`s Mr. Neverson. .
[16:23] nikki: mk .
[16:23] nikki: lmao i commented bck
[16:23] shakira: lmao
[16:24] shakira: how you change your name
[16:24] shakira: [dead @ i need a girl playing on my ipod]
[16:24] nikki: lmfao
[16:33] nikki: LOL @ a trey song goin off when i turned on my ipod
[16:34] shakira: [dead]
[16:34] nikki: dead @ another coming on when the whole ipod on shuffle X]
[16:36] shakira: ha i blogged bout tht
[16:36] nikki: just now ?
[16:36] shakira: yes lmao
[16:38] nikki: lmfaoo , he stalking us !
[16:39] shakira: i call it as i see it
[16:39] nikki: he must've realized we knew... cause he ain't stalkin me no more .
[16:39] nikki: tht bitch >_>
[16:39] shakira: oh he knew & now drakes playing whose his homie?
[16:40] shakira: drake
[16:40] shakira: see trey just likes me better than you
[16:40] nikki: lmfaoo . you wish .
[16:40] nikki: he was stalking me all last night XD
[16:40] shakira: his been stalking me since 2005
[16:40] nikki: ha !
[16:41] shakira: oh shit he dead stalking me brand new started playing
[16:41] nikki: lmao .
[16:42] shakira: i always thought this song was about virgins
[16:42] nikki: ha ! that sounds about right .
[16:42] nikki: [ flashback to the video ]
[16:42] nikki: the enddd , my gracious .
[16:43] shakira: lmao
[16:43] shakira: is it or isnt it?
[16:43] nikki: girl , idk .
[16:43] nikki: but now tht u say tht
[16:43] shakira: but i do
[16:43] nikki: ima listen to it .
[16:43] nikki: after my wife goes off .
[16:43] shakira: she said she brand new fresh out the box.. tonight i`ma be her husband. . .
[16:44] shakira: and what do virgins want??! HUSBANDS
[16:44] nikki: hold on . hold on .
[16:44] nikki: as soon as wifey goes off , ima analyze it .
[16:44] shakira: lmaoo
[16:44] shakira: ew jazmine
[16:44] shakira: YOU DISGUST ME AGAIN
[16:44] nikki: you know what , fuck you !
[16:45] nikki: don't you EVER disrespect my wife like that .
[16:45] shakira: ew nikki i don`t go tht way my god,
[16:46] nikki: lol
[16:46] nikki: you're dumb
[16:46] shakira: i know
[16:47] nikki: lmfaoo @ lust for life coming on .
[16:47] shakira: yo my dude thts the drake song i was listening too
[16:47] nikki: && then ROLE PLAY
[16:48] nikki: [ points to my status ] smh its trueee .
[16:48] shakira: LMFAO
[16:48] nikki: i like trey .
[16:48] nikki: he a freak
[16:48] shakira: I LOVE TREY
[16:48] nikki: you know he into that kinky shit .
[16:49] shakira: wait it wasn`t suppose to be tht big
[16:49] nikki: lmao yeah got a lil excited there .
[16:49] nikki: i see you .
[16:49] shakira: lmaoo noo
[16:49] nikki: haha girl yes .
[16:49] shakira: it was on caps
[16:50] nikki: which would explain your excitedness .
[16:50] nikki: its okay .
[16:50] nikki: admintance is key .
[16:50] shakira: ugh
[16:51] nikki: songz is my nameeee , YUUP !
[16:51] shakira: . . lmao
[16:51] nikki: i'll have my analysis in a minute .
[16:52] nikki: or five...
[16:53] shakira: trey songz ain`t all tht. .
[16:54] nikki: BLASPHEMY !
[16:55] shakira: OH JESUS WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE BED WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE BATH GIRL WE CAN GO BEYYONNDD
[16:55] shakira: did you hear feelin myself?
[16:56] nikki: LMFAO! bed bath & beyond ? i heard tht like once .
[17:06] nikki: && im not sure abt feelin myself i prolly did , but eh idr .
[17:07] shakira: lmao
[17:07] shakira: its so cocky
stay tuned for my interpretation of trey songz's " brand new " .

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