the instant message chronicles .

so i was looking through my message archives from AIM and YIM not too long ago , and i realized i have some pretty funny + random conversations with people . reading them over made me laugh , so i thought i'd share .

so i present to you the instant message chronicles featuring yams , lay , damsel , liz , && alex .

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sweet potato: JAPANESE SHIT!
radhiya: we cant even have a damn conference call without them taken ova!

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me: (clicks bed) relax (clicks isaiah) ask isaiah to join (clicks isaiah) cuddle (clicks isaiah) make out (clicks isaiah) woohoo. *fireworks : headboard banging : all kinds of positions* WHOO! that was bomb ! lets do it again. [blushing smiley]
Damssss: [FREAKING DEAD ! ] Stop it right now ! This is NOT my Nikki [rotflmao smiley]
me: lmao, sorry. i was having a Sims moment. [blushing smiley]
Damssss: lmao, I can tell. [throws some holy water at you] I REBUKE your nasty thoughts. in the NAME OF JESUS !

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me: i heart tea kay.
lay: huh?
sweet potatoe: stop sayin gay shit!
lay: y r u here o_O
me: boo you !
sweet potatoe: only me and gem can do that around here
dani bear: do what?
sweet potato: we the 1 with the baby!
me: huhhh?
me: im confused.
dani bear: SPEAKING OF BABIES MISS NECOLE!
me: :(
lay: oooooooh me?
lay: SHUT UP
me: hot damn. threw the GOVERNMENT out there!

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Damssss: lmao lawd, nikki done got all sean kingston on me ..

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me: MY HUSBAND IS IN KATY PERRY'S VIDEO!!!
alex: LMFAO ! you didnt know that ? i did . i watch that video on demand , just to see him.
me: i dont have on demand -__-
alex: ]=
me: omg noo . =( he died . [sigh]
alex: YES! i cried.
alex: seriously.
alex: i love him.
me: aw shit , now im about to be depressed .
me: Drummergirl012 (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply Spam I love matt dallas like hottest dude ever!!!! I love the show kyle xy the only reason i started watching it was because i couldnt stop looking at his wonderful face and smile and i wonder how he got into this video O_O back the fuck off slut .
me: charmbracelet4 (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply Spam ohh matthew j. dallas.beauty right there. O_O you too hoe .
alex: LMAO !
alex: lmfaoo.
alex: so jealous.
me: hell yeah . i am territorial when it comes to matt .
alex: .. *mumbles* wish you'd back off.
me: keep wishing . i am never backing off .
alex: ):
me: im sorry but i love him too much .
alex: *sigh*
me: [hugs u] you'll get over it =]
alex: LMAO ! what kind of crap ? soo mean.

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lmfao ok so thats all i have for now . but there is surely more to come . xD