ATTENTION FRUIT LOVERS!!!
THERE'S A THIEF IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD .
THE CULPRIT:
THE LEMON BANDIT
THE CRIME:
THIEVERY OF A BAG OF LEMONS
THE VICTIM:
A DOZEN AND TEN LEMONS
&& OWNER ZINA MARIE
LAST SEEN:
IN A BLACK PLASITC BAG
MR. THOMAS' CLASS - ROOM 12
IF SEEN:
PLEASE NOTIFY ZINA OR MYSELF @
PLEASE , IF YOU CARE ABOUT CITRUS AND OTHER CITRIS LOVERS, YOU WOULD HELP US NAG THE LEMON BANDIT !
Zina Marie was spotted today at City Honors- Room 12: Pre-Calculus today at 8:00 and this is what she had to say on the situation: "Who the hell steals a bag of lemons? Are you that poor that you gotta steal some lemons? Are you that thirsty for some citrus?!"
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